The Baker’s Mistake
For the Brutons of NW
Summer 2004
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The Baker’s Mistake This is the story of my friend Jan ( she’s married to Lewis- a noble man ) She’s lively and clever and up-to-the-minute but ever-so-liable to put-her
foot-in-it… With this in mind ( and being kind ) she searches for a special cake, A representative confection, gives the baker her direction never dreaming he’d make this mistake… A foot in a mouth- a mouth and a leg cake from her baker Jan did beg. Poor man obviously weren’t arty, ‘cause when she got to the party Wows of amazement, gasps of shock: those lips were wrapped around a – Cocked it up! How fate is callous! ( dare I ask who ate the phallus…?) There’s a moral to this tale ( cake-lovers everywhere turn pale ) When making sugar-paste demands ensure your baker understands. Also check his art degree and knowledge of anatomy! |
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Copyright © Tracy Pace 2004 |
